an all new assurance(insured from being broken)

R thinks I exploit his personal life stories, exaggerate them a little, make fun of him and use it as crap entertainment on my blog. S believes I shouldn't kiss and tell. A wants some exclusive secrets between us(nothing that I'll admit on my blog)! K feels I don't praise her enough. So, to stop all these useless complaints and to control my obsession to make things absolutely crystal clear(on my blog and otherwise) and my total aversion to rumours, I promise not to talk about my love, my friends and family here. Atleast not in he said-she said-i said terms. :) Okay, no more clauses!